What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How does a penguin build its house?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?