What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What fish only swims at night?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?