Which animal is the best at trying new things?
A guinea pig.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why was the broom late for school?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?