Which animal is the best at trying new things?
A guinea pig.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a pig thief?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What food is a man's best friend?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?