Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Fire hydrants.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why are cowboys always religious?