Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Fire hydrants.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a father's favorite flower?