Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Fire hydrants.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Where does water do all its banking?