What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?