What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which tree can't stop crying?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?