What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where was Noah born?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?