What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?