What animal keeps up with all the trends?
The hip-po.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What animal floats best?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?