What animal keeps up with all the trends?
The hip-po.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?