Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How did the toad die?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?