Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What makes music in your hair?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What does Rudolph call his wife?