What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Did you know about April 1st?