What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.