What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What game does chlorine never lose?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?