What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
A book just fell on my head.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.