What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?