Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Because there are a lot of different denominations.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What day is your mom always right?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why was the fish so smart?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?