Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Because there are a lot of different denominations.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are trees always so positive?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do insects learn at school?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What fish only swims at night?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How do you make antifreeze?