Why could no one recognize the sheep?
He had a goatee.
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do you make a cow float?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?