What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What sports are both plant-based?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a decade's favorite sport?