What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why was the math book sad?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do cubes make great referees?