What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What type of birds stay together forever?