What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?