What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Where was Noah born?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
How do fall and winter say hello?