What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?