What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How are teens like cats?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?