What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where do surfers go to school?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?