Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's the opposite of irony?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?