Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What animal floats best?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where does laundry go to college?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?