Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why don't ants get sick?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Which is the worst season?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?