Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why are grandkids so great?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a magical reptile?