What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why are goats so funny?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?