What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a tired tree?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do bees chew?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?