What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
A river current.
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?