What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
A river current.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do fleas travel?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How do horses navigate at night?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What type of dog loves to take showers?