What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
A river current.
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What bee is good for your health?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are goats so funny?