What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How do billboards talk?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What does winter fat turn into?
Which dogs love to study science?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
