Why was the musician arrested?
He was in treble.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which fly makes films?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What was the first animal in space?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?