Why was the musician arrested?
He was in treble.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How does a cow do math?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What animal makes the best lunches?