Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
The Burrito Supreme Court.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What nationality are most fish?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's the loudest sport?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What are the smartest highways in the world?