Why did the barber win the race?
She knew shortcuts.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do stars go to college?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?