Why did the barber win the race?
She knew shortcuts.
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do amoebas make calls?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?