Why did the barber win the race?
She knew shortcuts.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What is the coolest country?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?