What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a tornado's favorite game?