What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
When do astronauts eat?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How did the tree get lost?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?