What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Which cats have the best manners?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?