What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do little fish love to play with?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?