What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?