What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's the loudest sport?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?