What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
When do astronauts eat?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What are you studying in math?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?