What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's the noisiest food?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?