What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?