Why do Olympians never overheat?
Because they have a lot of fans.
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Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you eat on July 5th?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?