Why do Olympians never overheat?
Because they have a lot of fans.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Where do horses reside?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?