How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How does the sun listen to music?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do German dogs sleep?