How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?