How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?