Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is the opposite of coffee?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?