Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What birds always travel in twos?
A book just fell on my head.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Which relative loves rice?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?