Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?