What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
A bear hug!
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How do automobiles fly?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?