What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
A bear hug!
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do you care for a sick bird?