What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
A bear hug!
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why was the horse so happy?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?