Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
What is the smallest lion?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?