Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?