Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
When should you start writing a book?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What kind of store would a dog own?