Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?