Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Sean Pen.
What did the bee say to the flower?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the stair machines call each other?