What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Moo-ve over.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?