What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How did the vampire start his letter?