What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What game do bats excel at?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?