What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What car always breaks the rules?