What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?