Where do bees go on their vacation?
Stingapore.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do cats wear to work?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why was the musician arrested?
Can February March?