What's the most determined bird?
A peli-can!
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Which relative loves rice?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?