What's the most determined bird?
A peli-can!
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What money do cats use to go shopping?