What's the most determined bird?
A peli-can!
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?