How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What do fish use for glasses?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What fish only swims at night?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?