How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How much money does a skunk have?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?