How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?