How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How does a barber get to work?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?