Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?