What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What school subject really rocks?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.