What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?