What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
The French horn.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Do dads always snore?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did March say to the madness?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why are scissors so forgiving?