What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
The French horn.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?