What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What was the first animal in space?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?