What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was the mime upset?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What day is your mom always right?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?