What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
What do horses say to greet each other?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?