What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Which subject has two parts?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?