What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
No, I'm foal!
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are winter days great?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?