How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Do dads always snore?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?