How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why are fish such good architects?
What sport do horses love to play?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How does a cow do math?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?