How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
What was the first animal in space?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?