How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why was the bunny upset?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did March say to the madness?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?