What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How do fleas travel?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?