What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which animal is the most religious?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?