What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?