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They both have collar I.D.
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Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why are all priests fit?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What day is your mom always right?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?