Which cats love to be petted?
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Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?