Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
To get brighter!
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?