Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
To get brighter!
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which condiment adds the most kick?