Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
To get brighter!
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why was the broom late for school?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?