What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Which founding father loves to sing?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?