What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's the politest month?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What insect runs away from everything?