Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
A cari-boo!
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What siblings are always sad?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?