Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
A cari-boo!
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?