Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
A cari-boo!
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?