How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do you grill cheese?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did March say to the madness?