How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the sardine call the submarine?