What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?