Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What is the most adorable season?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?