Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What condiment has wings?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is the smallest lion?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is the emptiest holiday?