Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What was the first animal in space?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?