Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
It always had the best lynx.
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What shape has a knighthood?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?