Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
It always had the best lynx.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What does an evil hen lay?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?