Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
It always had the best lynx.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?