How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's the noisiest food?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do bears keep cool?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?