How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?