How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?